While browsing the WoW forums today I stumbled upon a thread which caught my eye. Soon after reading it I knew a mod was going to press the delete button fast but not before hundreds or thousands of people saw it. No doubt there were people who felt immediately angry. The post is rather offensive and anyone who may be offended please skip the following section.

“Chocolate Faces vs Other Races:

Black people…. We’ve all been mugged by them at some point in our lives. What can you do when one is about to jump you and steal your goods? I’m here to give you tips to help you survive in this black-eat-white world.

The black brain is composed of left and right hemispheres, similar to our own; only instead of pink, it’s blue due to lack of oxygen, or yellow/green due to bile being improperly produced in the cranial area. The right side of their brain is their stereotypical side that focuses on their primary goals in life, including fried chicken, watermelon, and get-rich-quick law suits. The left side is their primitive monkey side. Their bodies have adapted to suit the left side of the brain. Their big banana-peeling hands can easily capture or crush their victims, and their big lips can be used as a flotation device to subdue you if you are in water. If you are in an area filled with trees, you have to keep a sharp eye out for blacks that will use vines to swing down and mug you from the air. If you are at the zoo, they may assault you from atop their tiger or elephant mount, in which case you need to have meat cutlets or peanuts prepared to distract the animal. So no matter where you are, you have to always keep your guard up and listen to the sound of drum beats and clicking noises when they are trying to sneak up on you.

If you wear a standard ghost outfit (made of white sheets), you can repel individual blacks. But they usually roam around in packs of 10 or greater, so you have to be prepared. Always keep some KFC or Church’s Extra-Crispy Chicken handy to throw into the middle of the black pack if they should turn their attention towards you. Watermelons are too big to be carried around, but a watermelon-flavored hard candy works in a pinch for smaller groups. The special food should cause enough commotion and buy you enough time to escape without being mugged. If you should ever be cornered by a black, lie on the ground and try to pass yourself off as a dying homeless man. This way you might get away with them only stealing the clothes off your back.

Be warned that some have evolved to the point that they can almost perfectly mimic a white man. We’ve all seen the chameleon effects of Michael Jackson, a White Chocolate Face who has grown from a poor black boy to a rich white man; however, his black brain caused a chemical imbalance with his white skin, turning him into a loopy malformed pedophíle. Bryant Gumble is an example of a “missing link” between the white man and the black species; he seems innocent enough, but is he really? Like any of them, neither of these men can be trusted.

Remember, Black people are responsible for over 80% of the account thefts in WoW–not the asians. Good luck out there. And don’t get mugged.”
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It’s hard to believe that even in 2008 now there are still people out there willing to post obscenities like these on public forums.

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